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Unsecured wifi networks

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corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

(Source: animals-riding-animals)

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In other news, that’s a real snake. 
Not quite flying, but falling in style for sure.

In other news, that’s a real snake.

Not quite flying, but falling in style for sure.

Bambi?!

Bambi…?

OH DEER GOD.

(Source: heathergraves)

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chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

(Source: boburnhamdaily)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein] (hidden panel)

Probably the best summary of my struggles as an adult.

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein] (hidden panel)

Probably the best summary of my struggles as an adult.

Reblogged from Mark My Words
Reblogged from Mark My Words

Enemy feline approached the front lines while I assembled the troops. Lieutenant Ginger was first into battle and held her ground while reinforcements were moved. Once there, Corporal Daisy did not care at all and went AWOL. Left to her own, it was a one-on-one battle of wits and in a move of pure stealth, enemy feline gained ground and stood hold on the door mat. Stalemate ensued. Lieutenant was forced to a tactical retreat to under John’s truck.

Enemy feline has won the battle. Henceforth known as Bobby, because he has a short tail and generally looks like a bobcat. He’s pretty cute.

My team is fantastic. ♥

I could not be more proud of them.

My boyfriend drives 2 1/2 hours home last minute to go to a concert with me. Where did I find this boy?

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australianprostitute:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy

australianprostitute:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy

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Love this. Love her.

You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew…I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m., Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me.

(Source: lightsofmay)

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