About Me

Hilarity ensues

When your boyfriend thinks you have a separate reddit account to post on /r/gonewild, but it doesn’t exist and he searches tirelessly for DAYS. I can’t contain myself. This is hilarious.

My next project

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"Running shoes" 
Bitches are crazy running in these

"Running shoes"
Bitches are crazy running in these

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yup.  All my fault.  Fuck you. My life is so much better without this constant shit in it.

yup. All my fault. Fuck you. My life is so much better without this constant shit in it.

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SO. Fucking.  Glad to be done with this shit.  For real.  I don’t know why  put up worth it for so long.

SO. Fucking. Glad to be done with this shit. For real. I don’t know why put up worth it for so long.

A Quote

…And when you wake up
Everything is going to be fine.
I guarantee that you wake up in a better place
and in a better time.
So you’re tired of living,
and you feel like you might give in
Well don’t.
it’s not your time

And even if it was
I wouldn’t let you go.
You could run run run run but I will follow close.
Someday you will say “that’s it, that’s all”
but I’ll be waiting there with open arms to break your fall
I know that you think that you’re on your own
but just know that I’m here
and I’ll lead you home
if you let me
she said “forget me”
but I can’t

A Better Place, A Better Time" Streetlight Manifesto

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Drunk me approaching the bar.
One alcohol please.

Drunk me approaching the bar.

One alcohol please.

Reblogged from Pleated Jeans
Reblogged from We Could Be Heroes

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fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

I want a movie room with one of these. And a really fucking big blanket. And cupholders. Because tea. and cocoa.

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

I want a movie room with one of these. And a really fucking big blanket.
And cupholders. Because tea. and cocoa.

Reblogged from Mark My Words

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ladyandthetrack:

"If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you"

ladyandthetrack:

"If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you"

Reblogged from Mark My Words

OHMYGODITRAINSONTHEPLANTS

ILOVEIT

(Source: lustik)

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eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

(Source: little-red-robin-hood)

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Salem was one of my favorite parts of this show.

Reblogged from scatter the nuns

askwere-froggy:

tinarannosaurus:

"If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor, dying."

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I fking love Tina.

Tina Belcher. ♥

But seriously, how do you put your bra on one boob at a time? How do you do that.

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